Monday, April 12, 2010

Naughty Bear


God War III, Just Cause 2 and COD: Modern Warfare 2 are some recent AAA games that have just come out and the one thing that they all have in common is that I have no desire or time.to play them. These are the games that cost tens of millions of dollars to make and 50+ hours to beat and they do nothing for me. I used to be their target audience, but it just got old. Basically these are like the big summer action movies that I have no desire to see as well. To be honest there have not been too many games that have made me excited to pick up the controller, except for Naughty Bear.

This game is so messed up. All you need to know is that this is a game that will give children therapy bills for decades. You play the title character Naughty Bear and you are taking out all of the other teddy bears in your world because you were not invited to a birthday party. Seriously, that is the plot. You use all sorts of weapons and the cute little teddy bears run screaming from you as you attack them with flame throwers and machetes. The clips are hilarious and awful, all at the same time. This is a game I will be downloading as soon as it is available.

Just the eerie Teddy Bear Picnic song on the site should give you an idea of how messed up fantastic this thing will be.

1 comment:

  1. Sounds like the perfect game for you, my dear bro-in-law. And I'm sure the kids will love it, too.

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